loveliestveronica
modmad:

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

this was the only reason I couldn’t enjoy his cover of the song and I’m so glad to have seen this now

modmad:

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

this was the only reason I couldn’t enjoy his cover of the song and I’m so glad to have seen this now

loveliestveronica
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
starbombpotter
piratekingjaegerkind:

deanwantsthed-eliciouspie:

goatcorporation:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

I’ve seen this twice and it’s still a different gif each time

piratekingjaegerkind:

deanwantsthed-eliciouspie:

goatcorporation:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

I’ve seen this twice and it’s still a different gif each time

facts-i-just-made-up

brainy-twilight asked:

Wait, what's this about brain thievery?

facts-i-just-made-up answered:

Brain hacking is a serious problem in the future. Be sure to take notice of any of the signs your brain has been hacked:

  • You have a sudden change of opinion.
  • You can’t remember something you think you’d have remembered.
  • You experience Déjà Vu more than two times in succession, or think you did.
  • You find yourself committing a crime you have no motive to commit.
  • You greet people by recommending a blog you’ve never read.
  • You love someone you should not love, such as Nash Grier.
  • You write to a blog on anon to tell them to stop advertising their novel.
  • You find The Big Bang Theory funny.
  • You find the TV Show “The Big Bang Theory” funny.
  • You see a blinking light saying the FBI has locked your brain due to pornographic thoughts.
  • People find you interesting for a change.
  • Your robotic arms try to strangle you, or those around you.
  • You spend over 30 minutes a day on tumblr.
  • You find you like Gilbert and Sullivan when you’re generally a metalhead.
  • You like metal when you’re generally a gilbertandsullivanhead.
  • Someone tells you, “I hacked your brain.”
  • You quit your job to live out you lifelong dream of writing spam to people you never met.
  • You send all your money to a foreign prince.
  • A “Sponsored” logo appears in the corner of your vision.
  • You actually like Brussels sprouts.
  • Seriously nobody likes fucking Brussels sprouts.
  • They taste like armpits.